Life, Love, & The Pursuit of Happiness
  • deniablesmiles:

    the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

    (Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

    That description.

    (Source: adrianivashkov, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • napsforlyfe:

    shaymitchell:

    please watch this OH MY FUCKING GOD

    I watch this entire thing everytime I see it on my dash

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
  • duloxetine:

     

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • telapathetic:

    i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

    (Source: telapathetic, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • justwatchthesunrise:

    honorary-fangirl:

    starkid-nerdfighter:

    starkid-nerdfighter:

    An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

    Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

    that took too long to figure out

    spuandi

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • How can I have so many friends but still feel so alone

  • the-psycho-cutie:

    i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • geometricdeathtrap:

    metallikato:

    generallegendary:

    metallikato:

    jewelstaites:

    how to give a good handjob

    • bop it
    • pull it
    • twist it
    • harder
    • better
    • faster
    • stronger 

    You pull your left hand in
    You pull your left hand out
    You pull your left hand in
    And you shake it all about!

    Cha cha real smooth

    none of you ever touch a penis

    (Source: daenerystargayren, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

    (Source: roadcamelot, via alyssarogann)

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  • whatslifewithoutfandoms:

    tortillah:

    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart

    image

    and maddie was dumb

    image

    and esteban was a woman

    image

    so basically they were their stereotypes

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • marinasexual:

    THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT

    (Source: mistyslay, via thisboythatgirl)

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