Life, Love, & The Pursuit of Happiness
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  • imperfecthope:

    martin-of-crieffstonia:

    can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

    buzzfeed:

    Dad jokes = the best jokes.

    "Don’t be disgusting"

    how is a toaster delivered in theory

    FAVOURITE

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  • ohhenryd:

    thatpunnyguy:

    snazziest:

    They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

    They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

    They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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  • deniablesmiles:

    the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

    (Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

    That description.

    (Source: adrianivashkov, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • napsforlyfe:

    shaymitchell:

    please watch this OH MY FUCKING GOD

    I watch this entire thing everytime I see it on my dash

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
  • duloxetine:

     

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • telapathetic:

    i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

    (Source: telapathetic, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • justwatchthesunrise:

    honorary-fangirl:

    starkid-nerdfighter:

    starkid-nerdfighter:

    An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

    Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

    that took too long to figure out

    spuandi

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • How can I have so many friends but still feel so alone

  • the-psycho-cutie:

    i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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  • geometricdeathtrap:

    metallikato:

    generallegendary:

    metallikato:

    jewelstaites:

    how to give a good handjob

    • bop it
    • pull it
    • twist it
    • harder
    • better
    • faster
    • stronger 

    You pull your left hand in
    You pull your left hand out
    You pull your left hand in
    And you shake it all about!

    Cha cha real smooth

    none of you ever touch a penis

    (Source: daenerystargayren, via thisboythatgirl)

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  • discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

    (Source: roadcamelot, via alyssarogann)

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