Life, Love, & The Pursuit of Happiness
  • potatofreek:

penis-hilton:


hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


maybe they are each other’s moms
  • potatofreek:

    penis-hilton:

    hugcartel:

    why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

    why is the mom calling her daughter mom

    maybe they are each other’s moms

    (via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • hpedit:

Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?
  • hpedit:

    Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?

    (via stars-hide-your-firesss)

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    • 1910
  • fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
  • fishingboatproceeds:

    aliewa:

    grouchythefish:

    ladyofpurple:

    I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

    Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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    Why is it always Norway

    Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    (via thisboythatgirl)

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  • moltengolden:

    keylimepie:

    horse-ebook:

    donbroccoli:

    Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

    fuck

    Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

    Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

    (Source: pizzapoppunk, via idosmoke)

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  • satanslittlewh0re:

    this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

    (Source: extraordinarygrey, via idosmoke)

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  • okoenig:

    do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

    (via idosmoke)

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  • relaxxxxxxxxx:

    phosphorescentt:

    can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

    texting all day is not natural

    force communication all hours of the day is not natural

    !!!!!!!!!

    (via pwincessnicole)

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  • kushandwizdom:

    x3elizabeth:

    requiredchaos:

    stevensweatshirt:

    relitseleirda:

    jellyphile:

    cas-hellodean:

    poeticdarkbeauty:

    youngblackandvegan:

    and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

    and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

    We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

    someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

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    it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

    My tears

    I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

    The best post i’ve ever seen. Wow.

    (Source: sigi0, via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • notlostonanadventure:

    bewbin:

    if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

    he would be ur fed ex 

    I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

    (via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • teenkouhi:


THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
  • teenkouhi:

    THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

    (via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
  • teenkouhi:

    WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

    (via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • arnbrosia:

    quickweaves:

    THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

    send this to all the straight boys in your life

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • sigurrossgeller:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

I’ve forgotten what this fucking thing was called help
  • sigurrossgeller:

    blueklectic:

    Who the hell thought of this?

    I’ve forgotten what this fucking thing was called help

    (Source: wzrdkelley, via stainedglass-dreams)

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  • (Source: m.weheartit.com, via idosmoke)

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  • damianmcgintleman:

    aledono:

    damianmcgintleman:

    attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

    THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!

    THEY ARE ALIVE!

    THEY ARE REAL!

    I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!

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    (via stainedglass-dreams)

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